Saturday, April 4, 2009

That's Dr. Brooklyn to you.

So, one of the MANY joys of being a girl is a bladder infection. Most girls know that.

Brooklyn is a girl. Brooklyn recently got a bladder infection. We went to the doctor on Friday for the 'official diagnosis'. It was confirmed. This is our story.
On the way to the doctor, Brooklyn asked me if she could tell the doctor what was wrong. I told her yes, and was surprised about her enthuaism about going to the doctor. We get to the office and are called back. The nurse is in the room asking me some information and Brooklyn whispers to me, "mom, can I tell the doctor what's wrong?" I tell her yes, when the doctor comes in, and that this is the nurse and she just gets information. As we are sitting in the office, Brooklyn asked if she could sit on the round stool. I tell her yes. She scoots up to the computer and turns to me and asks..."So, what's wrong with you today?" It never ceases to amaze me the things that she comes up with. I laugh, and quickly grab my phone. She sits there for a bit and when the doctor comes in she quickly moves over to the bench. I tell him what she had just been doing and he laughed, because that is just cute stuff...and she is immediately embarassed and gives her dirty look and hides her face. The real doctor feels bad and gives her his stethascope. She is trying to listen to my heart, and to her heart..to which she responds...I don't hear anything. I guess we need a little more schooling for the actual "Dr." part. The doctor is talking to me about the symptoms and cures and Brooklyn whispers to me..."Mom, I want to tell him what's wrong". I tell the doctor that she wants to tell him what's wrong. He turns to her and gives her his undivided attention. She proudly exclaims...."when I go pee it hurts real bad."

I guess i'd better open a dedicated savings for medical school.

Yes, it took me that long to get over it.


So i'm back. The whole writing on the wall thing really got to me...or I just didn't realize it has been a month. Sorry.
Last Monday, Gretchen and I decided to take the kids out for an escape from the winter stink of the house. We decided we would take the kids to see Monsters vs. Aliens.

It was a pretty cute movie, Lauren was a little scared, but then immeditely pretended not to be because when the credits started rolling, she exclaimed..."let's do that again mom".
I thought for sure that Brooklyn wouldn't be able to handle the movie because she has been saying lately that she is afraid of monsters. I thought we would take a chance anyway.

We didn't even make it to the movie before she was frightened out of her mind...and i'm pretty sure she crapped her pants.

It was the preview for 'Land of the Lost' with Will Farrell. During the preview, there is a dinosaur that creeps up to Will's character and he is deeply breathing right behind his head...and as the preview darkens, the dinosaur does the blood curdeling growl. Well, you know how in the movies, when people get scared, the throw popcorn. That is exactly what Brooklyn did! She was holding a cup of popcorn and it went in the air..and she threw herself back in her chair and covered her eyes...all in about .035 seconds. It was the FUNNIEST thing I have ever seen. It took me about 2 minutes of laughing and crying to be able to ask her if she was o.k. So, needless to say, the movie wasn't scary at all!

Saturday, March 7, 2009

I just wanted to make our house more perfect!

So, after a "well deserved" night out with my friend...I came home to finish up with the laundry. I started walking down the hall towards the laundry room and discovered this...

I asked Brian what happened and immediately he said "not on my watch". Whatever!

As I feel the anger building inside me...I calmly go and get my daughter. We go to the scene of the crime and I ask her what it was. She looks at me with 'those eyes' and says..."I just wanted to make our house more perfect!" I am shocked at her response. What?!?! I tell her to go and tell her dad what she just said. She does and he calmly tells her that we don't write on the walls. She comes back to me and again, I ask her why she did it. She then tells me that she was trying to write Gavin's name, and points to a certain area of 'art'. I tell her...again...that we don't write on the walls! I ask her what we write on and she answers 'paper'...ahh, so she does know. I ask her why she didn't come and get me to give her paper and she says "because I am a big girl and wanted to get it myself".

Where does she come up with this stuff?

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Interview with Brooklyn


Me: Hi Brooklyn

Brooklyn: Hi mama....mother

M: How are you feeling?

B: Good

M: Are you glad your not sick anymore.

B: Yes

M: Did you like throwing up?

B: What? No.

M: Do you remember throwing up?

B: un-huh. now i'm all better

M: What was the saddest part about being sick?

B: I throwed up.

M: Were you glad I was there for you?

B: Yes.

M: What's your favorite drink?

B: mmm lemonade.

M: What's your favorite dinner?

B: katstand

M: What is that?

B: It's from Madagascar

M: Who is your favorite princess?
B: mmm. cinderella.

M: Are you excited to go to Disneyland?

B: Yes

M: What ride do you want to go on?

B: MATERHORN!