I don't EVER want to do this again!

I can't even tell you how long it's been since I've done this:

I remember trying to when I looked like this:

But got yelled at for going in a square....picky, picky, picky.

And I will not be doing this ever again!!!!!

Because of this:

don't be hatin' because my legs are HOT!

I am having to do this because of this:

Which happened because of this:

Yes, you are understanding this correctly...it's FLAG FOOTBALL.

To all you wives, or mom's, or ladies that currently have to do this, I only have ONE thing to say:

I'm Sorry!

If you are one of those "crazies" that enjoys the yard work...I admire you....well, not really, but I don't judge you for doing it. I guess secretly I wish that you had somebody to do it for you.

We have to give birth to children, we shouldn't have to MOW!

I always teased him about how meticulous he is with the lawn, and I know that he LOVES it when people compliment him about how nice the yard looks...but I honestly never knew how bad it SUCKED until I had to do it. I seriously think it's been about 8 or 9 years since I have mowed a lawn!

However, all you ladies that currently have somebody that does it for you...please go and give them a hug or a kiss, or something else that you deem appropriate...because I don't EVER want to do this again!

You might want to make sure that it is a significant other, rather than the neighbor boy!